You know you are too old to
Trick or Treat when:
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
9. You remove your false teeth to…
change your appearance.
8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only…
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag…
and you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: ‘Great Boris Karloff Mask,’
and you’re not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you
yell, ‘Trick or…’
and you can’t remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully
choose a costume that doesn’t dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood…
with a walker
And the number one reason
Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating…
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